who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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