His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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