I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
