That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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