last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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