I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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