U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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