I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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