Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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