some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
