Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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