It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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