all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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