You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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