I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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