Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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