Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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