So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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