just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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