I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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