Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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