The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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