Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm determined to sit on that face.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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