oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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