keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
