so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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