Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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