do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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