Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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