So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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