Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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