we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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