You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
