Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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