I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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