Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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