She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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