I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nutella sex= disaster
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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