Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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