I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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