Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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