Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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