u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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