yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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