Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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