What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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