when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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