dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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