I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
