that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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