Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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