I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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