Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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